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Hot Notes of the Week

moran- Is there any question that Tina Fey is smarter and more talented than the real Sarah Palin?

- I’d rather do Sarah though.

- I have no love loss for man-boobs Mickelson. His fat ass proves golf is a game, not a sport.

- Katy Perry has the best set of tits going right now! She knows it too! Call me before you get married - I’m hot, never cold!

- Can you smell that?

- D-Bag of the Week
For awhile there, as with McCain, I liked Newt Gingrich, he was actually starting to sound and act reasonable. But now he’s back in the game and playing it like a pro. Like McCain, he has made the mistake of glorifying the biggest abberation in American History, Sarah Palin. By calling her “important”, he became the undoubted douchebag of the week.

- 80% of people who declare bankruptcy due to medical bills HAD insurance when they filed. Harsh truth.

- The teabaggers can do just that: teabag me.

- The movement needs to locate people who can spell. Seen their signs? It’s hilarious…and illiterate.

- High alcohol beer finally hits US!

- I’m already sick of 3D movies and have no real interest in 3D TV. LIFE is already in 3D, I need two-dimensional to escape it. Is 3D for everyday usage or for the occassional thrill? I mean, I love roller coasters but don’t want one in my backyard.

- Remember NIMBY? Not In My Back Yard, lol

- One of my recent favorite movies has become The Assasination of Jesse James with Brad Pitt and the little Affleck. Long but effectively so in a weird way, as if to mimic the pace of life in those times.

- Andrew Jackson refused to shine a British officers shoes during the Revolutionary War and was hit on the hand and head with a sword at age 14.   Had the scars and injury his entire life.

- Financial reform must happen. Wall Street didn’t learn a thing and is doing it all over again. We have to admit, finally, that greed cannot self-regulate.

-The Dutch pay $150 a month for care that is twice as good as ours. For the country, health care runs less than $3000 per capita compared to almost $7000 for the U.S. Why do we pay so damn much for care we’re not getting?

- American Sphinx, the story of Thomas Jefferson’s character is a fascinating read. Jefferson was complex and loyal, contradictory and shrewd.

- Anybody against the new nuclear treaty is playing politics. Period. It calls for a one-third reduction, leaving us MORE than enough nukes to destroy the world a thousand times over. And any Republican against is turning their back on the Gipper…

- Quote of the Week
“A nuclear war cannot be won and must never be fought. And no matter how great the obstacles may seem, we must never stop our efforts to reduce the weapons of war. We must never stop at all until we see the day when nuclear arms have been banished from the face of this Earth.” - Ronald Reagan, 1984, China

Headcase Files: Tidbits from a Crazy Life

- I was once $100,000 in debt and fought my way out of it, paying back every dime. I should have just declared bankruptcy.

- I’ve broken three bones, on seperate trips, partying in Vegas.

- I was invited to tryout for Second City in Chicago when I was in College, working as the MC in a comedy club. I turned it down.

- My revenue last year almost reached $3m. I work alone, from my home and own a network of sites that gets 3x more visitors than the Mall of America.

- One of my first gigs was working with celebrities and product placement. My favs were Garth Brooks, David Duchovny and Hector Elizando. The worst were Billy Crystal, Robin Williams and yes, Whoopi. The shine quickly wears off once you spend a little time around celebrities. Most are lucky losers at best, very few have any real talent. You realize they are just ordinary people really…and far worse.

- Have a weird history with death. As my grandpa lay on his deathbed, I awoke in the middle of the night with a feeling that I needed to go see him. I got in the car and drove through an awful blizzard to get to the hospital. He passed away five minutes after I arrived as I was holding his hand. Life is fleeting, grab and hold tight.

- My current policies and political inclinations are almost entirely a direct result of G.W. Bush’s policies and Presidency. I will never forgive that man or Cheney for what they did to this country, the only solace being I believe he just really didn’t know the harm he was causing. Where Clinton lacked ‘reverence’ for the office, Bush lacked ‘interest’ in it. His legacy can be dialed down to one word: incompetence.

- My heroes include Roberto Clemente. My father met him once, said he had the biggest hands he’d ever seen. In fact, Clemente could hide a baseball in one hand.

- Only one continent left I haven’t been to, Asia.

- Failure is a prerequisite to success. Key is learning from failure. If you’re not failing, you’re not taking big enough risks and can’t expect the really big rewards – which spring from risk and growth and failure.

- I registered my first domain name in 1997 and am considered one of the ‘founders’ of the modern day version of that industry.

- I blow my own horn because I’m kinda a germaphobe and don’t like having anyone else’s lips on my horn.

Notes on the Week

– I have a deep love for Starship Troopers. The combo of cheese and killer effects and perfect casting make it a joy everytime.

- No to health care reform, no to financial reform, no to energy bill. Obama just needs them to keep saying “no” until November.

- The Twins won’t win the Central. The loss of Joe Nathan was just too great for them to overcome…in a new and GLORIOUS stadium. Target Field is something special people should come to Minneapolis to see. Joe Mauer is worth seeing live too.

- The comedic genius of our time is unquestionably Sasha Baron Cohen. Bruno hacks and attacks those who are too outwardly anti-gay but ALSO those who are too outwardly gay, and hurt their cause overall. True brilliance.

- I live and work in affluent environments and I am seeing good signs on the economy. From my angle.

- Job creation should focus on a national initiative like building a high-speed rail system by a certain date. Put nationalism, literally, to work.

- I highly recommend reading Erik Larson’s Devil in the White City. Creepy good…

- Ft. Lauderdale is underrated as a tourist getaway, especially since they dumped the spring breakers. Recommend the new W on Ft. Lauderdale beach.

- Never thought I’d say this: I miss Northwest Airlines. The transition to Delta has been smooth but overall seems like a downgrade in the service area. Especially in first.

- Article of the Week
Newsweek – Drowning in Hate
http://www.newsweek.com/id/235724

- Recently stayed at the Kingpin Suite at the Palms Hotel. It houses two full sized bowling alleys and complete scoring system along with an unreal view of Vegas, a full bar, large screens everywhere and two massive bedrooms. One of them has a shower that overlooks all of Sin City. See my iphone shot above of the alleys.

- Quote of the Week
“Many, if not all, of the positions that have angered liberals since he (Obama) entered the White House line up with his positions then (in the campaign), including his stubborn and futile faith in the prospect of bipartisanship in Washington.” Frank Rich, NYT

- Graph of the Week
Job loss/gain graph with Bush in red, Obama in blue.

- Did you know?
Grover Cleveland served two terms as President…non-consecutively. He won then lost then won it back four years later. Cleveland was also the last Prez to be married in the White House and also last to have a child in the White House. His daughter Ruth, a national sensation called Baby Ruth, is the actual inspiration behind the candy bar.

The Worst Drivers in the World

I’ve seen many a bad driver in my travels. In Spain they bump each other to make lane changes, in Puerto Rico they regularly go through red lights and drive on the shoulder. In India, they will wait for hours while a cow lounges in the road.

But the single worst are in Saudi Arabia.

In simple terms, women cannot drive a car, they cannot even sit in the front seat. But alternately, males can begin driving at the age of ten. Yeah, you read that right.

Add to that the fact that Saudi’s love big cars like Suburbans and you get the picture…quite a thing to see a ten year old driving a massive vehicle with his mother in the back seat.

They sit on phonebooks and drive like in a video game at Chuck E-Cheese, cutting across three or four lanes in one pass and without signal. In fact, just seeing it will jar you.

So while New York and Boston have the loudest drivers and France has the rudest, spend some time driving around Riyadh and you’ll find little in this piece to disagree with.

Rahm Emanuel Apologizes

Winter Saturday

- Do we really need an entire show to give one award away, the Heisman? Should be a sports highlight. I think ESPN is giving two full hours to it.

- WIll Tiger reach 18 majors or 18 mistresses first? Money on the latter.

- There is nothing more inconvenient than someone writing a check in a convenience store. These days it means ‘my credit is shot and I have no cash in the bank.’ It’s just shade-town.

- I only eat Hebrew National hot dogs.

- One of the better chic flicks is My Best Friend’s Wedding – maybe Julia’s best. But really, why do they all have to have a singing or lip-synching or dancing scene?

- I Shouldn’t Be Alive is great TV.

- There is nothing remotely “real” (from their hair to their tits to their marriages) about The Real Housewives of Whatever County. I hope they don’t syndicate this shit abroad.

- As to above Orange County girls:
Lynne has issues ( we all get old bitch)
Vicki is the closest to normal
Tamra and Gretchen are clueless beyond belief
The new girl must have been the ugly duckling in high school. Obvious by her ugly dude (who must have been the ‘hot’ one back in the ‘day’), her gigantic boobs, perma-tan and an empty twinkle in her eye that says “huh?”

- Yeah, I watch it, it’s like a car-crash: a really slow and disasterous and totally irrelevant auto accident that somehow, hurts us all, doesn’t it?

- Speaking of car crashes, Sasha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius. I saw Bruno and though the critics didn’t like, I found to be a homophobic romp with Bruno going from bad to worse in terms of the situations he puts himself in. It all ends in the middle of a MMA ring and by that time, your nerves will be worn as pushes and pushes the boundary of our societal, or so thought, acceptance of homosexuality. Some of the scenes are just downright hilarious, like his ‘interview’ with Harrison Ford.

- Deep down I do miss the comedic value of the Bush Presidency. Hey bud, how about a press conference for old times sake?

On the author, the head headcase

- I once witnessed a public beheading while visiting my parents in Saudi Arabia. My father helped nurse King Fahd back to health after his stroke in 1995. It was more than awful.

- I’ve been thrown out of three casinos in Vegas. One for grass, one boozing, once for beligerence. I consider it my trifecta.

- I’ve seen the midnight sun.

- I was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

- I make mucho revenue annually from the comfort of my own home. I’m a one-man band like the guy with the cymbals and bass drum and guitar and harmonica and a hat for tips.

- Speaking of, I once saw a street musician in Rembrandt Square playing a stand up bass. He sounded good til you got close and realized he wasn’t singing anything. Just ‘za-ba-dabba-do-ba’ over and over.

- I saw a Christian Bale-sized bat while in Australia. I didn’t get a good look before it landed in a big palm tree so I took a rock and hit the tree, from a great distance, and it flew away. It was huge.

- I retain information like an elephant. Once I hear or read it, I rarely lose it.

- I love the Twins, the Vikings.

- One of my relatives made it to triple-A as a pitcher with the Yankees in the 50’s, no small feat. He was bound for the majors until he hit and killed a Marine in a exhibition game. He would never pitch again. My family is blessed with great arms.

- One of my ancestors, on my mother’s side, was the General who defeated Napoleon at the Battle of Toledo in Spain. We have his sword.

Tuesday Morning QB

- It’s okay to lose but the WAY the Vikings lost to Arizona was more than brutal. They got manhandled. Great teams don’t lose like that.

- Rent the movie Manhunter if you’ve never seen it. Star Trek rocks too.

- Currently flying through American Lion by Jon Meacham, a biography of Andrew Jackson. Highly recommended, riveting stuff.

- Is there anywhere in this city to find a solid Montecristo sandwich?

- People don’t seem to get that whether or not global warming exists is now IRRELEVANT. Point now that the earth is going green so the FIRST to get there and supply the means will create 50-100 years of growth and jobs. It’s the next industrial revolution and the country that leads the way will benefit GREATLY. Obama knows this. As sadly, did Gore.

- As time goes on, it becomes more and more clear that Gore was probably EXACTLY the man we needed for the decade. It was the decade from hell as Time put it, thanks W.

- Are the Twins even at the winter meetings? WTF? Not sold on JJ Hardy.

- Can you stand it? Tiger traded secrecy for the cover of Mens Fitness? LOL! Nailing the waitress at the local Perkins? LOLx2! Yesterdays official count stood at 7 with two more on the way. What an idiot.

- For your entertainment, you never go “full retard”

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/soundboard.aspx

- Holidays really sucked before kids. Now it’s a blast!

- Minnesota could make up its deficit (thanks fee-me T-Paw) by sticking it to all those d-bag snowbirds that live here most of the year but claim residency in FLA so they don’t pay taxes.

- Obama has spent his first year ’spending’ (as he should in a down economy). Think he’ll spend next year ‘cutting.’ Just watch.

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