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I am a Fugitive From the Law…

In Arizona, that is.

I am guilty of looking and being Hispanic -although I am a natural born citizen.

But can you believe it? By simply entering the state, I am subject to search and seizure, even arrest if I forgot my wallet in my other pants.

Anyone who thinks this won’t keep myself and anyone even remotely Latino-looking out of the state is, well, white and from Arizona. And hey, blacks can be Latino so I would advise against them visiting the state as well.

Truth is, after denying Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we looked twice at the state, wondering its intentions and motivations. Now, we simply won’t look again at Camelback or the golfing in Scottsdale or John McCain (what did he get for his soul, I have to wonder).

We won’t look, no, and we won’t visit for that matter. ALL of us. And that’s not a small few.

Winning Means Meeting Jefferson in the Middle

As third President, Thomas Jeffferson used all his power to bring the nation’s $112 million dollar debt back down to earth.   The founding father was known as a maniacal believer in reducing the national debt, something he felt if left untouched would lead to “unrest and revolution.” Still, doing so meant reducing government spending by nearly 70% - from $9m to less than two! 

But cutting the federal gut, the process of eliminating full swaths of the apparatus, was actually a prospect Jefferson, the anti-Federalist, relished.

And so, truly, began the Republican party and the country’s insistence on fiscal policy – oddly abandoned in the last decade. Still, Jefferson’s moves meant a drastic reduction of federal role and power and most notably perhaps the complete dismantling of our navy. A choice proven disastrous twelve years later as the British ran across the White House lawn in the War of 1812.

Point is that for Democrats to succeed in Novermber, they must acknowledge this deeply rooted American trait and cater to the will of the people, old and new. This is not just the Tea Party but over 200+ years of economic theology and practice. This battle is not fresh, it dates us back to the beginning, to Hamilton and the founding financial principles.

So start by reducing the deficit, which indirectly and directly affects the national debt. Reduce it by a single dollar and you gain leverage over the oppositions argument. Reduce it by $2 and you double the leverage, like a splint beneath a giant boulder. Always easier to make progress $1 at a time.

In this regard, perhaps, the current Administration has two distinct advantages: improvement and cash.

For one, the economic outlook could continue, and should, to improve. Indicators are favorable in no small part because of the injection of capital at the most investment-wise moment. Assets acquired via the bailouts are returning to us in kind.

Bottom line here is that Obama took a chance, took out a bet on America. And it is proving to be a very wise decision, both for taxpayer and country, hell, even for the globe as a whole. BusinessWeek does an excellent job of making the case.

The other benefit is in cash, nearly $500 billion in stimulus funds that have, as of yet, to be disbursed. Hold that golden war chest, gold ticket, then deliver it at the best possible moment in the form of a tax rebate or even more simply, to reduce the deficit…by three dollars!

Because if deficit and/or debt reduction arrives before November, you neuter the central argument of the Tea Party via the descendants of Jeffersonian philosophy and policy. Average Joe’s don’t understand ‘deficit-spending’ yet know in personal terms what ‘debt’ means. In fact, voters get touchy about deficits when they, themselves, are cash-strapped.

In the end, Jefferson was half right. His insistence on reducing debt yielded results but also robbed America of the opportunity to invest in itself, its future and stability and at a time of needed growth. Deficit spending had, in fact, helped America grow into the 1790’s (by taking on state debts) and would once again prove vital in the 1930s.

Truth is, with a little fiscal policy, it is possible come winter to meet T.J. and his legacy somewhere in the middle. Possible and necessary, yes…if you want to win.

This is a good start

The Very Dense Fog of War

At times maddening and heartbreaking yet mostly stark and real – this video shows the killing of two Reuters journalists…and more. Riveting to the last second and still begs the question, “is there anybody left who think this war, and all its collateral, was worth it?”

McVeigh and Bin Laden are Two Peas in a Pod

I’ve seen and met them, they think the US government should be overthrown or that their state should secede from the Union. They are armed, they are dangerous and for ALL intent purposes, we should send them over to Afghanistan to fight for our country because here, at home, they are nothing more than ’shadow patriots.’

You can hear the right cozying up to them as re-tards like Sean Hannity call them, actually compliment them, as ‘Timothy McVeigh wannabes” and they cheer the analogy.

Let me tell you something about Tim McVeigh. An American he is NOT. He is no different than Bin Laden – hated for the same crime, willful killing of innocent civilians, of Americans. No different than the Taliban or the Christmas Eve clown with explosives on his junk.

And much as they hate the government, they fail to realize that the “govt” is mostly filled with people just like them: working for a living. So to blow up a building full of them is to destroy families and parents and children…innocent by any human standard.

If the right had any marbles, they would understand the role of the Union, the sacrifice of millions, the results of 200+ years of democracy.

And there it is. Democracy. Unless I am missing something, the modus operandi of this country is activism and voting. If you’re not happy, put down your gun and go run for office. THAT is how we do it here, that is the system the founding fathers set up.

If you want to do it differently, go form your own country or again, go take it out on the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

But instead, like Bush going into Iraq, they want to overthrow without a CLUE about what comes next. Can you imagine the mess?

I can and so did such luminaries as Lincoln and Jackson, who understood the whole is stronger than its individual parts. Jackson affronted South Carolina because he believed, above all else, that the Union must remain intact.

So if you think Timothy McVeigh was some of kind of patriot, then Bin Laden must be one too – they exist on an equal plain in American history.

They are terrorists. And either you’re an American (and use the system as it was created) or you are a terrorist and need to be espoused.

Because if you are American you know people died to give you that right and you spit on it by attacking the very system they bled for.

Shame on you and anyone who attempts to use the flag of an idiot and a truck and dead Americans as a rallying cry.

Don’t you see? The rallying cry here is to reverse the polarity, use it to fire up the jackass base and rebuild the Jacksonian battle anthem.

Nationalism works, just look at how fired I am.

Add More States to the Union

In many ways it seems as logical as manifest destiny would dictate but one must also consider the benefits and ease with which the United States could add two more stars to its flag while sealing its eastern front.

The two candidates for statehood I suggest are Puerto Rico and Iceland. Here’s why…

Puerto Rico
Already a US territory that speaks English and uses our currency. PR would need very little funding to turn into a Caribbean Hawaii for the east coast. It has beaches and nightlife, rainforest, caves, the Atlantic and Caribbean, surfing, etc. It is also strategically important as the eastern most island in the Caribbean. If Central America continues to evolve, PR could be an excellent financial and cultural gateway.

Beyond military and trade advantage, residents of PR currently do not pay federal income tax – adding them would increase our ‘payroll’ by an additional 3 million.

Finally, as noted earlier, the cost to turn Puerto Rico around would be minimal. Simply injecting it with money from the stimulus package could be enough to advance its infrastructure, employ the populace and bring it up to US standards. Almost a no-brainer here.

Iceland
Let’s face it, Iceland needs someone’s help and becoming a state and tying it to our currency would save it in an instant.

And Iceland, like PR, sits in a stragetic location, a launching point in the North Atlantic, a complimentary piece of land to Alaska on the west.

And like Alaska, Iceland offers the US natural resources beneficial to our national security and future considerations like water and perhaps even oil.

Ultimately, ask yourself if we benefit from states such as Alaska and Hawaii and if perhaps the addition of counterpoints on the east coast might not be a wise expansion of the empire.

No Doubt Now: Fry Dick Cheney

I doubt many noticed, like the media, but when Dick Cheney said this weekend that he was a “big supporter of waterboarding,” he not only showed what an idiot and evil SOB he is, he also inadvertently admitted to a war crime.

By ALL international standards and laws, waterboarding is a war crime. Begun in the frickin Spanish Inquisition, waterboarding is an awful, useless tool that simulates effects of drowning. I mean, throw a rock and you’ll hit a report about how torture produces poor intelligence.

Truth is, we should fry him in front of the world to regain our moral standing. We not only created decades of recruitment but we also lost a moral high ground we had held high since WWII. US does not torture. Period.

I get a chill imagining the reactions of all the great men who gave and sacrificed to create a global beacon of freedom comprised of a government in which “no man need be afraid of another.” FDR would fall out of his wheelchair.

Don’t you see? It CONFIRMS us as the “bad guy.” We ARE better than all the rest, aren’t we?

Yes, even if it means our end. The ideal is bigger than whole of its parts. Besides, if we fry the old bastard, perhaps ironically then, will they finally and long last ’greet us as liberators.’

Obama and the 4 Year Old Re-tard

My frustration for Obama grows on a daily basis.

Not only does he have to contend with a bunch of useless bureaucrats (read, lawyers) in DC but he also has to deal with an American public that wants it all now (jobs, growth, tax cuts) but doesn’t want to pay for it in any way shape or form. It’s catch 22 x 2.

In simple terms, it is as if the poor President is attempting to deal with, explain to and placate a four year old special child who wants more cheetos but doesn’t want to pay for them, in fact, he wants to be paid to get his fingers covered in cheesy dust.

And so we have the American public, fickle and insatiable like a toddler – and dangerously so. For even Jefferson championed and welcomed the French Revolution.

Yet the world would soon learn that the insatiable and desperate French public wold lead it to a reign of terror, of anarchy and sheer horror. The world, and the American public, must not forget this dark period where sheer impatience became the enemy of stability and security and progress.

History, as we know, give us guide to the future lest we suffer the indignity and stupidity of ignoring lessons learned – normally at the cost of thousands and millions of lives and their split blood.

For perhaps these periods, like that of the Revolution, are meant to provide counsel. Do we not study our prescient past with eyes aglow for the lessons they impart on the current situation? Did not the Great Depression provide us a guide map to the Great Recession and the lessons learned then placed in practice?

Still, we cannot ignore the petulant child. For he does not learn, or remember, an effect of the misfiring electrics of the brain. The kid cannot be reasoned with as reason is absent, it cannot be pulled into sacrifice as it would render their inner universe, their singular and personal solar system mute by default. It fears exposure, does not comprehend the vision forward.

Yet the impatience of the child frays nerves more than other attributes, good and bad. We have become overly impatient - to the point of revolutionary change, a promising yet destructive ideal.

For only a four year old, or the masses as a collective IQ, could conceive of a situation wherby we can demand to receive and receive, without even the instinct to give.

And so we sit, mired in a gridlock that could easily be reversed via public interest and debate and rationale – but that is too much to ask, yes, of a four year old consumed by his cheetos.

Napkin anyone?

Bring back the duel

If you think the environment now in Washington is toxic, then sad to say, you don’t know much about the history of ‘toxicity’ in our political capitol – even before it was located in D.C., back before it involved ten paces, ’seconds’ and bullets.

From the first ‘political party’, the ‘Republicans’ of Jefferson, to the first true party (as we know it now) the ‘Democrats’ of Andrew Jackson, the single most concurrent factor through all of it is ‘opposition.’

Remember, we began and functioned in our early years as a single party, the Federalists. Would we have reached any decisions if two parties existed there at the beginning?

In fact, the means by which we ‘disagree’, the very ideal and tradition of opposition was created via the parties themselves. A “party” being simply the vehicle for opposition. With one ‘faction’ in power, the other had to ‘unite’ common sentiment and general disagreement – as thus the political party was formed.

“Opposition” and “obstruction” have been political tools of the minority in all the ages, against even the most regal and respected, save Washington himself. Yes, save Washington, who achieved a sort of diety status in his own lifetime.

Not so for others. From Sally Hemmings to Rachel Jackson to Watergate, we can pinpoint various moments in US political history and find that the mud was just as thick, if not thicker. And no one was spared.

Andrew Jackson’s wife died shortly before his inauguration from, as many have speculated, the weight of the brutal campaign waged by his opponent, John Quincy Adams. Yes, it was so vicious as to be held historically responsible for the death of the annointed First Lady.

American heroes, hallowed men, who now grace our money and art, were once derided as traitors, adulterers and criminals in the public square – in appalling fashion. In fact, one drew so much ire he was killed for it…by the sitting Vice President of the United States.

For going on twenty years Alexander Hamilton, one of the founding fathers, threw slime at his opponent, Aaron Burr, until it all climaxed with the destruction of both lives and careers on the shores of New Jersey when Burr, the VP at the time, mortally wounded Hamilton in a duel – continuing proof that nothing good happens on the Jersey shore.

Ultimately, we need to step back from our PC-ness for one second and embrace the inner politician – the type of which would meet on the shore, to defend every ounce of their honour.

We deride our politicians for playing the game of politics yet vote them out if they do not play it well. Wtf? True politics is the art of compromise, of narrative and oratory, of representation with taxation, of leadership and courage. It means being American in the truest and most sparkling sense, for the betterment of all.

Because it is not the game that needs redefinition, no, we need to figure out what “politics” means to us and U.S. Is it a dirty word or not?

We need to decide and then let our representatives know, they don’t seem to get it either. But at least, for the moment, let them fling their arms about, I’m still a believer that the cream rises to the top.

And if not, I’m all for bringing back the duel to get it done. Sure, you can still say what you want about the President but then you should be prepared to defend it with your life, on the shore, with your second and the chosen pistols at ten paces.

Forget Paris

“Welcome back to America, good to have you back,” the Customs agent said with a broad smile. “Great to be back,” I responded, throwing out perhaps the understatement of the year.

And what a 180 degree from my sentiments as I left the States earlier in the week loaded with a guide, phrase book and the terrific ‘Paris 1919’ by Margaret MacMillan. I am fluent in Spanish and so spent most of my education years studying French – thus I arrived in the City of Light with at least a suitable vocabulary for my needs.

None of it mattered or made any difference.

Fact is, if you are not ‘French’ you are inferior and undeserving of their presence, much less their service. They reinforce their self-appointed complex by treating all others like Joan Crawford’s children – all while exposing a vast cultural insecurity. The whole damn country has a Napoleon complex; easy to see why they so felt compelled to colonize the globe.

Now before the Internet pomme de terres get all huffy and puffy about ‘cultural differences’ understand that I am not ‘white’ nor am I a ‘newbie’ – been and lived around the globe. And without a doubt, even in Mideast countries, the French take the cake as the single biggest ‘pricks’ on the planet.

Why? Simple. Their interaction is malicious, borderline barbaric – they are the ultimate conundrum. On more than one occasion I saw a tourist struggle to communicate with a Frenchman who I knew could speak English just fine. Others were given wrong directions. They’ll throw out, and did, full and open bottles of wine because it was 12:01. They’d rather toss it then serve it to those they have judged, via infinite all-knowing wisdom, to be unworthy.

And it is astounding the lengths they go to to purposely and maliciously make everything more difficult for you. In fact, it’s an argument I can validate by describing examples from one hotel room, my hotel room at the show.

The Shower
Getting out of the shower was Russian roulette. The tub ‘base’ was disproportionately high in comparison to the brutal marble floor down below. It was impossible for someone of my size or smaller to keep one foot in the tub and the other on the floor at the same time – so getting out involved a wet-flooted leap onto a tiny ‘towel mat’.

To make it all worse, the shower/tub floor was lubricated-like slippery, my tub foot always slipping when I pushed off. Got so scared I ended up smelling like a Frenchman in the Sahara by the end of the trip.

The Bidet
First of all, they include no instructions and then place a large bar on the wall three feet above that made us all question which way to point our undercarriage.

The Picture
Directly above the television set was a painting of a little girl, a cute smiling redhead girl – with DEMON eyes, pupils black as coal. Of course, they added accent lighting to it too.

It made it almost impossible to watch all the crappy TV stations using a remote that maddeningly worked, yes, but only 30% of the time.

The Blanket
Apparently when Motel6 is done with their blankets, they ship them off to Paris to itch and scratch tourists. Bonjour? Isn’t ‘duvet’ a French word?

The blanket was made of a synthetic I cannot describe although I imagine it may be petroleum based. I put a drop of water on it and it broke the sound barrier. Or in US Weekly terms, think of a blanket made entirely from Spencer Pratt’s beard.

The Bed
Imagine the box the good mattress came in, with a sheet on top.

And this is a four-star hotel as rated by the Ministry of Tourism? No’est possible. I could picture the staff watching me struggle via hidden cam, with wine and cheese, placing wagers on whether the tub would kill me or if the girl or the remote would drive me insane.

Yes, the city has many wonderful and spectacular things to offer; too bad it is all scarred by its venomous inhabitants. Still, as domainers tend to do, we made the best of it and had a great time chatting and partying and enjoying each other, talking and doing some business in between.

And plus, there were French exceptions but I found they were mostly the so-dubbed ‘second class citizens’ like Tunisians, Algerians and such. They need the work and money more than the average Parisian – who seems to have little interest in actually doing their chosen profession as if pushed into their jobs by socialism. You make any simple, trivial request and they sink and mope like you just asked for a kidney.

Finally, also to be disclosed is the propensity for ‘ugly Americans/tourists’ among the group (in fact, the Americans were generally more tame) but to be quite honest, they didn’t become ‘ugly’ until day three or four of being abused – so by that time I did not blame them although some did go too far.

Luckily the show ended, I think a few days more and we would have torched that hotel to the ground. Don’t think we could? I think our contingent was larger than ‘Le Resistance’ (less than 5% of the French during German occupation). I think we could ‘take’ Paris with escargot forks and day-old croissants.

Yet it haunted me all the abusive way to the airport (CDG), where I then nearly broke my back trying to locate a clock, any clock, digital, analog, the time, any time, the frickin’ time in Honk Kong. But no, of course, I had no clue what time it was until I landed in the U.S.

But the clock incident was the ‘eureka moment’, I finally understood. I got it. They love and need our money but we have to earn the right to give it to them. But wait, wasn’t democracy born in France? That no man shall have right over another?

On el Presidente

- Grover Cleveland is the only prez to serve two NON-consecutive terms.

- Term ‘First Lady’ comes from the presidency of James Buchanan who was not married and in fact, lived in the WH with a ‘partner’. His niece became the hostess and was dubbed the ‘First Lady.’

- Buchanan was likely our worst President. Only time will tell if Bush was worse. Already neck and neck but really, even Hoover, it is hard to think of a prez who did as much widespread and overall damage as Dubya. Despite good intentions I believe.

- Reconstruction failed largely because Rutherford B. Hayes gave up the southern governorships in exhange for the White House to the southern Democrats.

- Twice in our history we’ve had three presidents in a single year. William Henry Harrison died after 30 days in office and James Garfield after six months.

- ALL the pictures you’ve ever seen of Abraham Lincoln were taken within a seven year span and yet he appears to age fifty years.

- First President photographed was John Quincy Adams.

- This is a real kicker: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson (the only two future presidents to sign the Declaration) both died on the same day.

Believe it or not, they died on July 4th- the fiftieth anniversary of the signing of the Declaration.

- To settle World War I (which led to WWII) Woodrow Wilson spent six months in Paris in 1919. There is a terrific work on the subject you should read, Paris 1919. Decisions they made are still causing problems.

- Andrew Jackson is the father of what we perceive as ‘political parties’. He founded the Democratic Party and when looking for an icon, a logo, he remembered a nickname his opponents had used: Jack-ass. Old Hickory liked it and kept it – thus he Democrat symbol of a ‘Kicking Ass’ and the term ‘jackass.’

- Most people falsely believe JFK was our youngest President. In fact, it was Teddy Roosevelt who became Prez after William McKinley was assasinated. He was 42, JFK was 43.

- Three US Presidents were assasinated between 1865 and 1901: Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley. McKinley and Garfield could have survived but the bullets in their bodies could not be found. It was finally in 1901 that the Secret Service was given the task of protecting our VIP.

- The legislation to create the ‘Secret Service’ was on Lincoln’s desk the night he was assasinated. It would later pass under Johnson in July of 1865.