Okay everybody, you ready for this? Sarah says it’s time for another revolution!

My timid response to that is: what the fuck you talking about, you stupid bitch?

Does this woman know anything about anything? She talks about revolution just weeks after being asked who her favorite founding father is. Her response? “All of them.”

Look, if you honestly believe this woman (who dumped her own state) is even remotely qualified or competent enough to be anything more than a national hood ornament, you should consider a career in ‘rendition.’ She is a sugar pill, a political placebo that makes us feel warm for no recognizable reason.

I have little doubt she knows nothing about the French Revolution or the first US revolution and if she started a second, it would be our last. Can she win? Ofcourse, this country elected a talking monkey – TWICE! Anything is possible in our “we want it now but we don’t want it to cost anything” era.

Truth is, unless we derive some patience, give them a bit of leeway, then no leader will ever be good enough and we’ll end up throwing the dice on someone who does nothing but speak in populist tones while having a great ass. Yes, a great ass, like a baby pumpkin in a hanky – but Marie Antoinette had a great ass too.

Quite a statement of our times that someone as wholly unqualified, inexperienced and incompetent as Palin can stand up, be heard and speak about something treasonous like ‘revolution.’ Only today would anybody give this psycho a minute of their time or money without simply acknowledging her hotness. Has anyone told her she can make LOTS more money as a sex-symbol? Please someone text her!

She very much reminds me of the old ’snakeoil salesman’, who would tell you their potion or oil could cure any and all ills – no matter the ingredients or formula… or the illness.

Point was, whatever you had – it cured, the placebo of its time. Yet the difference, the difference is that those early charlatans were trying to get into people’s wallets…whereas the hot GILF with the baby pumpkin cheeks is trying to get into the “people’s house.”

Viva la revolucion, indeed.