- Apparently, the headcase’s breaking of the Favre story was discussed on sports talk radio this past week. Remember though, heard it here first.

- Really hope David Duchovny was paid a bundle to say “pooper” in those awful little dog commercials.

- If the Twins don’t sign Mauer, they are dead to me.

- Top things overhead at the health care summit
1. What’s Pelosi keep smiling about?
2. Somebody wind McConnell back up
3. When will Sarah be here?
4. Is Harry Reid a muppet?
5. Who’s the black guy?
6. You hear Gingrich got thrown off a flight?
7. I got us three hookers for CPAC
8. What’s this whole ’summit’ thing about?
9. You look better on CNN than MSNBC
10. I miss Teddy.

- I really enjoyed the movie City of Ember.

- I want another Hawaii on our other coast so I am beginning a campaign for the best candidate, Puerto Rico.

- What happened to My Chemical Romance?

- Is it spring yet?

- If Rihanna were a drink she’d be a hot chocolate with Baileys and marshmallows.

- Gatorade dumps Tiger Woods after long holdout. Yes, apparently even they don’t have the…stamina to keep up with him.

- Commercials with talking babies or animals suck ass.

- Can we just agree to all stop talking about Speidi Prontag all at once?