- “I do plagues, I do earthquakes, I do all the training for Walgreens cashiers.” – The Devil, SNL

- Target Field is the new gold standard in MLB.

- Love the movie Moon. The visuals, the amazing score, Sam Rockwell.

- Does the GOP really think going against financial reform is a good idea? After what we just went through? Won’t play well on Mainstreet.

- The current nuclear summit is likely the most important gathering of our lives. I’ve always had a deep fear about all the loose nukes, happy to see them doing something about them.

- Despite getting off, anybody think Roethlisberger isn’t a total d-bag?

- Bless Hef for turning down Kate Gosselin for Playboy. Well done, sir. You can bet those kids will grow up to rebel a la the cast of Different Strokes.

- iPad looks like the ‘grandma’ version of my iPhone. I used to buy my grandma big books with really big type – that is what the iPad reminds me of. Still, I do like buying things that make me feel either huge or tiny – my favorite being a laserdisc! Trips people out!

- Seriously, is there anybody the Catholics haven’t fondled?

- There is nothing convenient about writing a check in a convenience store. Besides, writing a check these days is shady, just says…I can’t cover this, at this exact moment.

- Bud Selig can lick my left gonad. He may act like he doesn’t remember but we do, he tried to contract the Twins. They should have put him in the cheap seats or better, not invited him at all.

- Interview of the Week
Russian President Dimitry Medvedev on Obama….and other…

MEDVEDEV: He’s very comfortable partner, it’s very interesting to be with him. The most important thing that distinguishes him from many other people — I won’t name anyone by name — he’s a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good.

STEPHANOPOULOS: You had somebody in your mind, I think. (LAUGHS)

MEDVEDEV: Obviously I do have someone on my mind. I don’t want to offend anyone.