Few notes on one of my favorite nocturnal activities…

- Amsterdam has the best DJs. Australia too for some reason.

- Once you get table or bottle service, you can never go back.

- Last time I was in Vegas, a very attractive and voluptuous redhead gave me a spontaneous lapdance/makeout session at our table. “No lapdances, no lapdances!” yelled the bouncer, telling us we’d be tossed.

- Me and three guys spent over fifteen grand at Crystal in London. Much more at a club in Paris. Don’t remember what was spent there.

- Got cold-cocked in a club once. My buddy got beat up by a guy in a wheelchair who seemed to miraculously lift himself to punch.

- Got tossed out of another for smoking…a jay.

- Once France outlawed smoking in clubs it became very apparent how bad the French actually smell.

- I love to ‘roll’ when I hit the clubs, almost a pre-requisite.

- My least fav scene is LA. Clubs close at two and besides, the people are pretentious and flaky. Ditto for San Diego, WAY too much testosterone flowing through the Gas Light District.

- The club scene in Spain is magnificent. They start at midnight and go til dawn. They then go out and get hot chocolate and pastries.

- New Orleans just kind of freaks me out.